one more from me: nyc weekend
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old dau…
Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day
When he came home, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he
said, "You know what? You have been w…
One more from me! Enjoy
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So…
Hello Enjoy my first posting for this year
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.
The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another bi…
One more joke
oman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & h…
one more! where are you ken, man? post a joke!!! here is mine
Arguing
A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between the…
two great jokes mr Ngondolo!! here's one from me. Enjoy!!!!!
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man
> comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
>
> "No", he says, "the seat i…
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